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BREAKING: Celebrities Suddenly Backpedal on Moving Abroad After Trump Victory
“Look, We Were Just Kidding!” – Hollywood’s Hasty Retreat From Its Own Threats Well, folks, we’ve seen it all now. Trump is officially...
The Elephant
Nov 6, 20244 min read


Trump’s Big Win: America Awakens from a Four-Year Nightmare of Woke, Broke, and a Divided America
Nothing quite captures relief like waking up from a bad dream, shaking off the disorienting fog, and realizing that maybe—just...
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Nov 6, 20243 min read


Wisconsin Poll Workers Told "American Flags Are Just Too Patriotic for the Voting Booth"
In a plot twist that feels like it’s straight from the pages of Orwell’s 1984, poll workers in Wisconsin are reportedly being told that...
The Elephant
Nov 5, 20243 min read


A Vote Cast in Hope, Left in God’s Hands
As the dawn of Election Day approaches, I’ve found myself reflecting on what this moment truly means—not just for myself, but for my...
The Elephant
Nov 4, 20242 min read


Endorsing Kamala: A Star-Studded Cast of Questionable Characters and Dubious Motives
Celebrity endorsements in politics are like those quirky items in the "As Seen on TV" aisle—eye-catching, slightly absurd, and leaving...
The Elephant
Nov 3, 20244 min read


Pentagon’s Great Election Plot Twist: Saving Democracy by Forgetting Military Votes Exist!
Nothing says “Support the Troops” quite like forgetting to send them their absentee ballots. Yes, in a stroke of bureaucratic brilliance...
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Nov 3, 20243 min read


P’Nut the Martyr Squirrel: How a Fluffy Rodent’s Untimely End Has Sparked More Outrage Than All of 2024
Move over, political debates! Make way for P’Nut, the seven-year-old, Instagram-famous rescue squirrel whose tragic demise has sent...
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Nov 3, 20243 min read


Kamelean Harris: Numerous Accents, Numerous Messages, One Election… Who Will She Be Today?
Kamala Harris—the candidate of change, change, and even more change—is outdoing herself this time, folks. This week, Kamala “Kameleon”...
The Elephant
Nov 3, 20242 min read


Freedom
With patriots outnumbered and facing a formidable opposition, uncertainty ripples through the crowd. Many haven’t even seen their...
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Nov 1, 20242 min read


Warning: Any resemblance to actual logic is purely coincidental
America, are we living in an alternate reality where words have no meaning? For years, Democrats insisted there's existing laws that...
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Nov 1, 20242 min read


Welcome to the Ministry of Truth: Where Reality is Whatever the Biden-Harris Administration Says it is
It's 2024, and the American public is invited to a brand-new form of history called " White House Reality Rewind ." With this...
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Nov 1, 20243 min read


A Vote for Trump Is a Vote for America’s Dream Team: Reclaiming Our Nation’s Future
With five days to go, we stand on the brink of a choice that could define our nation for generations to come. The 2024 presidential...
The Elephant
Oct 31, 20243 min read


How a White House Holloween Event at the White House Led to a World Wide Crisis
This Halloween, the White House hosted a spooktacular event for families, kids, and children of military families. But as usual,...
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Oct 31, 20244 min read


The Biden-Harris Guide to Identifying Garbage Americans: Are You Part of the Trash Heap?
First they called us deplorables, then domestic terrorists, then Nazis, and now garbage...How much longer before Americans sees through...
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Oct 30, 20243 min read


Kamala Harris’ New Vision for Change: Doing Exactly the Same Thing and Expecting Different Results.
Kamala Harris has been marching to the beat of a single drum: “Change!” She’s promised us that “we’re not going back” and that she’s...
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Oct 29, 20242 min read


BREAKING NEWS: New Groping Scandal Rocks the Political World
A Stunning Revelation—Or Just Another Media Circus? A shocking revelation has swept the nation, and "scandal" almost feels too small a...
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Oct 29, 20243 min read


Media's Manipulative Power Play: A Case Study in Election Interference
Introduction “Whoever controls the media, controls the mind.”— Jim Morrison The latest example of media bias came eight days before a...
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Oct 28, 20243 min read


Knucklehead Nation: Tim Walz’s Hilarious Bid for VP (Grammar Not Guaranteed)
The stage was set, the expectations were low, and the political pundits were sharpening their knives when "bad grammar Tim" prepared to...
The Elephant
Oct 27, 20245 min read


Houston we Have a Problem. Kamala's Beyoncé Bait-and-Switch.
Boos, Beyoncé, and the Beyond: Kamala Promises the Impossible for Her Next Rally HOUSTON – The plan was simple: bring in Beyoncé, draw a...
The Elephant
Oct 27, 20243 min read


No Titanic Votes Here: Trump Tells Leo "Thanks, But No Thanks" in Hilarious Celebrity Vote Purge!
Trump Rejects Support From DiCaprio due to Leo's escapades on Jeffrey Epstein's Island. In a move that can only be described as "epic...
The Elephant
Oct 26, 20245 min read
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