America, are we living in an alternate reality where words have no meaning? For years, Democrats insisted there's existing laws that prevent non-citizens from voting in U.S. elections. Yet, in a plot twist worthy of the best political comedy, they’re now taking legal action to keep non-citizens on voter rolls! Yes, you read that right. Andrew Bailey, Missouri’s Attorney General, joined by 25 other states, filed a brief to halt the Biden-Harris Administration’s attempt to prevent states from removing non-citizens from voting rolls. Confused yet? So are we.
Let’s break down the scene: Imagine you’re at a neighborhood meeting, and everyone agrees that only homeowners can vote on community issues. Now, imagine the people who spent years advocating for this rule suddenly stand up and yell, “Wait, we need to make sure non-residents are included!” Heads would turn, jaws would drop, and neighbors would whisper, “Do they hear themselves?”
A New Kind of "Inclusion"
This lawsuit makes one wonder if we’re witnessing a strange experiment in “hypocrisy double jeopardy.” Democrats have gone from claiming that non-citizens shouldn’t vote to suing to keep non-citizens on the rolls. It’s like someone saying, “Don’t worry, I’m against setting fires,” while holding a lit match to a stack of newspapers in the middle of Bridger-Teton National Forest.
Missouri’s AG Bailey decided to call them out, essentially asking, “If you don’t want non-citizens voting, why are you trying so hard to make sure they can?” And Americans should be asking this question: Why the sudden change of heart?
Election Integrity Takes a Back Seat
So here we are, days away from a major election, and states are embroiled in a lawsuit to answer the most important question of all: Should non-citizens have the right to vote? Democrats are pouring resources into a lawsuit to protect the “rights” of people who, by law, don’t have the right to vote.
Meanwhile, Missouri and 25 other states are scratching their heads, asking, “Wait…aren’t we supposed to be protecting citizen voting rights?” It seems the Biden-Harris administration might want to spend a little less time ensuring “inclusivity” and a little more time ensuring that voters, well, belong in the country.
What’s Next, an Honorary Citizenship for Everyone?
At this rate, perhaps we can expect a new push to have honorary citizenship handed out like coupons. Maybe we’ll see campaigns insisting, “Non-citizens should have a voice, too!” or “Everyone deserves a ballot!” And why not? After all, if logic is a lost cause, might as well make it a free-for-all!
But here’s a thought: if our elected leaders are truly concerned about “voting rights,” maybe they should focus on the actual citizens who rely on that right to make sure America stays, well, American. As Bailey and his partners argue, Americans need to ask themselves why on earth we’re fighting to keep non-citizens on voter rolls.
So, dear reader, if you’re wondering whether sanity has left the building, rest assured—it has. And as this lawsuit unfolds, one thing is clear: logic is the real absentee in this election.
Lawsuit: brief
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