Honest Reflections on Biden’s Leadership in His Final Days
Do Not Disturb: Democracy on Autopilot. January 20th, can't come fast enough In the final stretch of President Joe Biden's...
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2 days ago3 min read
Biden Library Goes Mobile: Presidential Library on Wheels Hits the Road Following Hunter Pardon Outrage
The Biden Presidential Library on Wheels: making history... one pothole at a time. In a move that no one saw coming, President Joe...
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BREAKING: Biden Floats Preemptive Pardons for Fauci, Schiff, and Cheney for Crimes They Definitely Didn’t Commit
Biden’s "go big or go home" pardons now include family members, future generations, and possibly the neighbor’s dog. In a move that left...
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Joe Biden’s Final 60 Days: A Farewell Tour of Chaos, Confusion, and Kamikaze Diplomacy
It’s not a presidency—it’s America’s longest-running improv comedy show WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Joe Biden enters the final stretch of his...
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No One is Above The law: Hunter's Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Act of 2024
Hunter Biden’s record is now cleaner than Joe’s ice cream bowl after dessert WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a stunning (but not really) turn of...
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5 days ago4 min read
You Really Can’t Make This Stuff Up: Sterilization as a Protest?
Protecting my right to choose...by eliminating my choices... In an astonishing act of defiance against a man who probably doesn't know...
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Exposing the Deep State: The Ukraine Connection and the Fight for America's Future
When draining the swamp isn’t just a promise, it’s a mission. The Unraveling of a Decade-Long Deception in 2014, a pivotal moment...
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6 days ago3 min read
Trump Offers Trudeau Governorship of "Newly Minted State of Canada" as 51st State Push Gains Momentum
Trump: Making Canada great again by making it America WASHINGTON, D.C.— In what some political analysts are calling a "bold and...
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6 days ago3 min read
Deep State Meltdown: Cash Patel’s FBI Appointment Causes Widespread Panic Among Politicians
F ollowing B iden's I nstructions WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a turn of events causing widespread panic from coast to swamp, President Trump’s...
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Biden Unveils “Forever Pardon”: Hunter First to Receive Groundbreaking Immunity
Hunter Biden: The only man in history to have more immunity than a vaccine factory. WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an unprecedented move that has...
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6 days ago4 min read
Hunter Biden Lands Mega Publishing Deal: A 10-Part Book Deal on Privilege, Pardons, and Painting Masterpieces.
When your Dad's in the White House, every scandal has a happy ending In a move that left the publishing world shocked and satire writers...
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Hunter’s Holiday Pardon: The Letter That Shouts “Biden Privilege”
When in doubt, blame Trump. Signed, Joe. It’s officially the holiday season, and President Joe Biden has decided to deck the halls with a...
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7 days ago3 min read
BREAKING NEWS: Biden’s Last Big Decision: 1, 000 “Orange Man Recovery Centers” to Heal America’s Most Deranged
Healing America, one triggered liberal at a time. In a move hailed as “historic” by the White House and “a comedy goldmine” by the rest...
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Americans Ditch Turkey for Spam in Bidenomics Thanksgiving Feast
Mom's secret recipe this year? Whatever was on sale. In the heartland of America, families gather around the dinner table. The...
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Nov 304 min read
Katie Couric Declares Trump Supporters a Cult, Unwittingly Submits Application to Join One Herself
The first commandment of the Woke Church: Thou shalt not question Obama, The High Priest of Hope and Change. New York, NY—In a shocking...
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Nov 293 min read
Trump's Masterstroke: Latest Polls Show Americans Fleeing After Election Win, "Art of the Deal" in Full Effect
Making America Balanced Again—One Exit at a Time In what can only be described as the greatest trade deal in the history of trade deals,...
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Nov 293 min read
AOC’s 2028 Presidential Run Derailed by “C-Section Clause” in Constitution
Supporters in Shock as AOC Declares Herself a Victim of Surgical Oppression The political world was rocked today after Representative...
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Boise State Men’s Volleyball Team Throws on Wigs, Decimates San Jose State in Historic Women’s Championship Victory
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Chad in a wig delivering a 70-mph spike! BOISE, Idaho – In an unprecedented move that has shocked...
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Nov 293 min read
A Message to Nancy Armour of USA Today: Why Defending Women’s Sports is Not Bigotry
When fairness is called "hate" then truth is lost. Nancy Armour’s recent USA Today article accusing Boise State’s women’s volleyball team...
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