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America doesn’t just reach for the stars—we bring our heroes home from them. The United States doesn’t follow the future. We build...

DOGE: Unleashing Accountability, One Audit at a Time! WASHINGTON , D.C . — In a shocking twist of irony, the Trump administration...

If Brennan had been around in 1776, she'd probably argue that too much free speech caused the American Revolution-oh wait, that one's...

President Trump "Can’t wait for his next genius idea: renaming birthdays to Post Fertilization Acknowledgment Ceremonies"! Washington ,...

They didn’t just drop the gloves—they dropped the Declaration of Independence on Canada’s smug little faces! For years, I thought my days...

Trump just made "Wanted" posters great again! They tried to make him a criminal, he made himself a brand. WASHINGTON, D.C.—  In a move...

Apparently, the only part of "separation of powers" these Judges understand is trying to separate Trump from the power he was given by...

Make America Trim Again: More Workout, and No Woke Out Trump-Zempic ™ - Because Nothing Burns Calories Like Pure, Unfiltered Outrage . ...

In unity, we reclaim the nation's lost virtues There comes a time in the life of a nation when the people must decide whether they will...

USAID: Because lighting taxpayer money on fire was too obvious. Washington, D.C . – In yet another bold and unprecedented move, the Trump...

"Mess Around and Find Out"   (Soon to be on Spotify!) The swamp came after him. They tried to bury him. They failed. Donald J. Trump...

Goes from 0 to "Oh my God", what is that smell?!' in 2.3 seconds!" The Future of Protest Disbursement Smells Like Victory (And Rotting...

The Golden Age of America is not just a memory—it’s a promise. Washington, D.C.—It’s official: The end is near. No, not because of...

Forget turning water into wine-Bishop Budde turned outrage into $53 million. WASHINGTON, D.C.  — Bishop Mariann Budde, who made...

Avocado Toast Matters WASHINGTON, D.C.—  In what experts are calling the most pressing issue of our time , Senator Chuck Schumer took to...

If Joy Behar had any self-awareness, it would file a restraining order against her. In a moment that sent shockwaves through the...

In a stunning display of political gymnastics that would make Simone Biles jealous, New York Attorney General Letitia James has boldly...

Senator Hassan is proof that circular reasoning isn’t just a fallacy—it’s a lifestyle.

The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) found TVA was basically an executive salary laundering scheme disguised as a utility. Just...