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LA Fire Department Funding Goes Up in Smoke to Pay for DEI Dream Team and Dry Hydrants
Apparently, the only thing LA's leaders know how to extinguish is accountability. They say money can’t buy happiness, but in LA, it can...
The Elephant
Jan 124 min read


Donald Trump’s Sentencing: A Political Hit Job with a Symbolic Twist
History’s greatest figures were first criminals in the eyes of the corrupt. When the justice system becomes a weapon, truth becomes the...
The Elephant
Jan 114 min read


15,000 Doctors Speak for 989,320: Math is Dead, Democracy is a Circus
Dear 1.5%, your math is the real problem. Sincerely, 98.5% of the medical community. In the latest episode of “Things That Break the...
The Elephant
Jan 103 min read


Killing the Messenger: The Modern Art of Ignoring Truth Because It Hurts Your Feelings
The Era of Feelings Over Facts In today’s world, we’re living in a peculiar time where the delivery of a message is more important than...
The Elephant
Jan 94 min read


To Those Offended by the Biden Middle Finger Reference in Article: Let Me Explain (And Laugh)
Why The Image I Used says What Words Cannot. Watch The Video for Perspective. Dear Concerned Reader(s), Thank you for your feedback...

The Elephant
Jan 52 min read


Biden’s Farewell Circus: Medals for Corruption, Cover-Ups, and Cronies
From Mother Teresa and Rosa Parks to George Soros and Hillary Clinton—what a farce for this once-honorable award. In what can only be...
The Elephant
Jan 54 min read


Judge Juan Merchan: The Epitomy of Judicial Corruption and a Travesty of Justice
Judge Merchan isn’t delivering justice; he’s delivering a political message. The real verdict in this case is Merchan is guilty of...
The Elephant
Jan 45 min read


Governor Murphy’s Masterclass in Lowering Standards: Teaching and Healing the Jersey Way
Gov. Murphy’s motto: "If at first you don’t succeed, lower the bar until you can trip over it." In a move that screams "bold leadership"...
The Elephant
Jan 34 min read


The Tone-Deaf Corporate Spin of Allstate’s CEO: When Woke Meets Tragedy
Allstate: Protecting Imperfections and Differences, Not Lives. Remember, when Terror Strikes, "We’re Here… to Lecture You." In the...
The Elephant
Jan 34 min read


Announcing the 2024 Golden Face Palm Award Winner
Warning: The attached quote contains levels of absurdity so high, it may cause uncontrollable face palming, temporary loss of brain...
The Elephant
Jan 13 min read


Temu Warehouse Blaze Causes Record-Breaking $56.19 Loss
The warehouse was insured for $60, so Temu actually turned a $3.81 profit. ELEPHANT'S NOTE: *Read disclaimer at the end. SHENZHEN , CHINA...
The Elephant
Jan 13 min read


The Great American Ripoff: How Billions Flowed Into the Ukraine Without any Accountabiliy
When Biden said "money grows on trees", he forgot to mention they were in Ukraine! This article is a little longer (and more serious)...
The Elephant
Dec 31, 20244 min read


DEI Airlines: Where Safety Takes a Back Seat to Pronouns
Two planes, one runway. But don’t worry—at least everyone on board felt "Included." The Gonzaga players dodged a near disaster—but at...
The Elephant
Dec 31, 20244 min read


Mark Cuban Crowned Catturd's 2024 X Cringe Loser of the Year
If cringe were a currency, Cuban would finally be richer than Elon Musk. In what can only be described as the most prestigious award...

The Elephant
Dec 30, 20243 min read


Plandemic II - The Sequel No One Asked For (Except Big Pharma)
It’s official: the Biden administration is back at it again, rolling out what looks suspiciously like the first draft of Plandemic 2: The...
The Elephant
Dec 30, 20244 min read


Plandemic Part II: The Sequel Nobody Asked For
Credible risk or calculated chaos? You decide... Intro: A Pandemic Sequel in the Making? As the Biden administration quietly extends...

The Elephant
Dec 29, 20244 min read


The H-1B Hypocrisy: How the Left Got Their Wires Crossed
The left finally found immigrants they don’t like—just make them skilled and legal. In a bizarre twist of political theater, the liberal...
The Elephant
Dec 28, 20244 min read


BREAKING: Captain Crenshaw and the Case of the Catnip Caper
Crenshaw called Catturd an "anonymous coward" — says the guy threatening legal action over tweets. It seems Congress has a new sheriff—or...
The Elephant
Dec 27, 20243 min read


2024: The Year of Unanswered Questions (Parody Edition) By The Elephant
As 2024 wraps up, America finds itself brimming with unanswered questions, scandals swept under the rug, and outrage buried beneath a...
The Elephant
Dec 26, 20244 min read


BREAKING NEWS: Lindsey Graham: Proposes Hillary Clinton Over RFK Jr.
When the swamp whispers, Lindsey Graham listens… and then votes accordingly. In yet another head-scratching moment from Capitol Hill,...
The Elephant
Dec 25, 20243 min read
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