It’s official: the Biden administration is back at it again, rolling out what looks suspiciously like the first draft of Plandemic 2: The Sequel. Only this time, they’ve swapped bats for birds, Wuhan for dairy cows, and—wait for it— Dr. Deborah Birx is dusting off her scarf collection to reprise her role as America’s Fearmonger-in-Chief. With the announcement of $176 million to Moderna for a pre-pandemic bird flu vaccine and the CDC's timely revelation of a possible mutation in the Bird Flu virus, the pieces are falling neatly into place.
So, grab your popcorn, folks—this script has it all.
Act 1: Setting the Stage for Fear
It starts with an ominous warning. The Biden administration quietly grants liability protection to vaccine manufacturers for the next four years. The reasoning? A “credible risk” of another pandemic. Of course, no specifics are offered, but hey, why let transparency ruin a perfectly good plan?
Cue the CDC, entering stage left with breaking news about bird flu cases in dairy workers and gasp a possible mutation in Louisiana. Forget the fact that Bird Flu has been around for decades with no major human pandemic—this time, the plot has depth, drama, and dairy cows! The scriptwriters even added three infected farmers for emotional resonance, ensuring this sequel doesn’t lack for relatable protagonists.
Act 2: Moderna and Big Pharma Save the Day (Again)
With the credible risk officially “named,” the administration tosses $176 million at Moderna to develop an mRNA-based bird flu vaccine. This just happens to coincide with Moderna’s recent liability shield, ensuring they’re protected from any lawsuits should this bird flu vaccine lay an egg (pun intended).
And let’s not forget the stockpile of 4.8 million doses of flu vaccine “just in case.” You know, because nothing builds trust like government stockpiling untested vaccines for a pandemic that hasn’t even materialized.
CNN gets nostalgic and interviews Deborah Birx, fresh off her starring role in COVID: The Original, is attempting a comeback to recycle her greatest hits. This time, she’s advocating for the same over-testing strategy that inflated COVID case numbers. Asymptomatic bird flu cases, anyone? Sounds like the perfect plot device to terrify the masses into compliance.
Act 3: The Media Machine Spins the Narrative
No good sequel would be complete without its supporting cast. Enter the media, ready to sound the alarm bells and stoke the fires of fear. Terms like “unprecedented outbreak” and “mutated virus” are splashed across headlines, ensuring that even the most skeptical viewer starts to feel a little nervous.
Of course, we can’t forget the celebrity cameos. Expect emotional appeals from Hollywood’s finest, urging everyone to “do their part” by masking up, locking down, and lining up for their shot. Maybe Whoopi Goldberg will break into tears on The View, and perhaps George Clooney can pen an op-ed titled “Save the Birds, Save the World.”
Act 4: Birx Returns (Scarf in Tow)
Now, about Dr. Deborah Birx. She’s not an epidemiologist, virologist, or even a bird specialist. She’s a bureaucrat who somehow became a TV star during COVID, peddling her charts and fear like she was auditioning for a daytime Emmy.
Birx’s latest fear-mongering gem? Asymptomatic bird flu cases. Because nothing screams “trust the science” like suggesting people might be spreading a disease without any symptoms—again. Remember when she admitted to fudging data during COVID? Who wouldn’t trust her to handle this pandemic responsibly?
If CNN truly wanted an expert, they could’ve called in a biologist specializing in avian diseases. But why hire an actual expert when you’ve got a self-promoting bureaucrat who knows how to work a camera?
Act 5: The Perfect Storm of Absurdity
Let’s break down the brilliance of this plot:
1. Liability Protection: Ensure Big Pharma is lawsuit-proof for the next four years. (Coincidentally, the exact length of Trump’s upcoming presidency.)
2. Credible Risk: Keep it vague until you can slap a name on it. Enter Bird Flu.
3. Timely Testing: Use over-sensitive PCR tests to inflate numbers and justify lockdowns. Scare the h*ll out of the American public. Fear works wonders.
4. Funding Frenzy: Pour millions into vaccine development, ensuring pharma companies profit whether or not the pandemic materializes.
5. Media Blitz: Scare the public into compliance with endless fear-mongering. The Birx interview is just the beginning.
The result? A masterclass in manufacturing panic while lining pockets.
Epilogue: Fool Me Once…
The Biden administration’s playbook is painfully transparent. From COVID to Bird Flu, the formula remains the same: create fear, sell vaccines, and consolidate control. But this time, there’s a wildcard. President Trump is better prepared, and if RFK Jr. joins his team, the narrative might not go unchecked.
Will the public see through Plandemic 2: The Sequel? Or will fear once again win the day? One thing’s for sure—this is a movie none of us want to watch again.
Closing Scene: The Emperor Has No Clothes
The pieces of this Plandemic are already in place. All that’s missing is the media’s full-throttle push to sell it to the masses. But as the old saying goes, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.”
It’s time for Americans to demand transparency, debate, and accountability. The science isn’t settled, the emperor has no clothes, and the script for Plandemic 2 deserves nothing more than a collective eye-roll. Let’s hope this time, we’re smart enough to see through the farce before the credits roll.
Disclaimer:
This article is a work of parody based on factual instances and is not affiliated with or intended to rip off the documentary Plandemic II: Indoctornation. The title Plandemic 2 is used purely for satirical purposes and to highlight the absurdity of current events.
For those who haven’t seen it, Plandemic II: Indoctornation is an incredible documentary that meticulously uncovers the money trail and the key players behind the COVID-19 pandemic. It’s a must-watch for anyone seeking to connect the dots or considering rolling up their sleeve for a Bird Flu vaccine. Watch it, learn from it, and then make an informed decision! Documentary of Video: Plandemic II Indoctornation
Remember, the greatest vaccine against misinformation is curiosity and critical thinking—use them wisely.
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