The Truth Behind our News Media Acronyms

ABC - Always Biased Coverage

CBS - Constant Bull Sh*t

CNN - Contrived News Narratives

FB (Facebook) - Fact Bending

GOOGLE - Guiding Opinions Of Global Leftist Elitism

MSNBC - Most Slanted News Broadcast Channel

NY Times - New Yuck Times

NPR - Nonstop Propaganda Radio