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PARODY: Land O'Lakes Unveils Rebranded Butter Package Featuring Senator Elizabeth Warren.

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Land O'Lakes has announced a radical redesign of its iconic butter package. Gone is the Native American "butter maiden" that adorned the packaging for decades. But fear not, butter enthusiasts, because in her place stands none other than senator and self-proclaimed Native American, Elizabeth Warren, decked out in full Indian garb. Introducing: Elizabeth Warren Butter.


We wanted a fresh, politically relevant image that captures the essence of America," declared Land O'Lakes spokesperson, Arthur Spred, with a straight face that could rival a poker champion. "And who better to represent the spirit of the land than our esteemed Senator Warren? Plus, we're confident that our customers will appreciate the extra dash of controversy sprinkled on their toast."


The decision to replace the classic "butter maiden" with Warren's likeness has sparked a heated debate across social media. Some applaud the move as a step towards inclusivity, while others are buttered up about the appropriation of Native American culture for commercial gain."


We're thrilled to see Elizabeth Warren finally getting the recognition she deserves," tweeted one enthusiastic supporter, adding, "Now if only she could spread her policies as smoothly as this butter." Meanwhile, critics have been quick to mock the new packaging, with one Twitter user quipping, "I can't believe Land O'Lakes is selling 'Wokeahontas' butter now. Next thing you know, they'll be offering a 'Warren Waffles' breakfast combo."


"But perhaps the most eyebrow-raising aspect of the rebranding is the product itself. Pocahontas Butter boasts a revolutionary formula containing only 1/512 real butter, making it the perfect choice for those who prefer their spreads with a side of identity politics. "We're confident that consumers will embrace the authentic taste of Elizabeth Warren's heritage," Arthur Spred assured, though skeptics wonder if it'll just leave a bad taste in their mouths.


As the butter wars rage on, one thing's for certain: Land O'Lakes has turned a simple dairy product into a political hot potato, proving once again that in the world of marketing, anything can be spread for profit.


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