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PARODY: Joe Biden's Greatest Hits ~ A Hilarious Compendium of Caught-in-the-Act Moments

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Joe Biden has always had a knack for, shall we say, creative storytelling. Over the years, Joe has compiled an impressive list of misadventures, each more laughable than the last. If you're looking for a rollicking good time, sit back and enjoy this satirical tour through the zany world of Biden's greatest hits.


Cheating in Law School: The Original Sin

Joe's foray into academic dishonesty began way back in law school. He thought he could sneak a peek at his neighbor's paper, but alas, he got caught. When confronted, Joe reportedly said, "I was just borrowing some inspiration!"


Lying About Grades: Scholar Extraordinaire

Not content with merely cheating, Joe went on to lie about his grades. When he claimed to be at the top of his class, it turned out he was more bottom shelf than top drawer. He got caught again, but insisted, "I was just testing their ability to verify facts!"


Plagiarizing Speeches: The Imitation Game

Joe has always admired great orators, so much so that he decided to borrow their speeches word for word. When accused of plagiarism, his defense was, "I thought we were sharing!"


Inflating His GPA: The Numbers Game

Joe has a flair for numbers, especially when they aren't his own. He lied about his GPA and got caught, but brushed it off with, "I was rounding up... way up."


Fabricating Family History: The Family Man

Joe spun elaborate tales about his family history, only to be caught in a web of his own making. His response? "I was just making our family sound as interesting as yours!"


Selling Influence While Serving as Vice President

Joe dabbled in some international wheeling and dealing, allegedly selling his vice presidential office to China and Ukraine. When caught, he quipped, "Just trying to keep the global economy interesting!"


Quid Pro Quo in Ukraine: The Protective Dad

To save his son, Joe offered a quid pro quo to Ukraine. When caught, he shrugged and said, "A dad's gotta do what a dad's gotta do."


Shower Scandal: The Misunderstood Hygienist

Allegations about taking showers with his daughter surfaced, and Joe got caught once more. His defense? "We were just saving water – go green!"


Rigging the 2020 Election: The Mastermind

Joe was accused of rigging the 2020 election, and of course, he got caught. He laughed it off with, "Hey, every good story needs a plot twist!"


January 6th Protesters: The Spin Doctor

Joe's take on the January 6th protesters was another tall tale. When the truth came out, he mused, "I thought it would make for a dramatic news day."


Border Protection: The Wall Builder

Joe claimed he was protecting U.S. citizens at the border but got caught in the act of doing... well, not much. His excuse? "I was just following in the footsteps of my predecessors!"


Weaponizing the DOJ: The Political Strategist

Joe allegedly weaponized the DOJ to keep his opponents down. When caught, he responded, "Just leveling the playing field!"


Hunter's Laptop: The Tech Expert

The infamous laptop saga involving his son was another story Joe tried to spin. When the truth emerged, he joked, "I told him to install better antivirus software!"


Economic Spending: The Vote Buyer

Joe's economic spending to buy votes didn't go unnoticed. When caught, he said, "I was just trying to stimulate the economy – one vote at a time!"


As we look back at these comedic escapades, it's clear that Joe Biden's hands have been caught in more cookie jars than a toddler at a bake sale. If he somehow manages to get re-elected in 2024, the real joke's on us. But hey, at least we'll have plenty of material for laughs!

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