The 2024 Democratic Presidential Search Committee (L-R) Senator Schumer; Mike Donilon ("loyal" Biden aide) Gov. Gavin Newsom' Hillary & Bill Clinton, George Soros; Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi; Michelle Obama, and Steve Ricchetti ("loyal" Biden aide) - Center Joe Biden (sacrificial lamb).
Ah, Washington, D.C., where the drama rivals any soap opera. The latest episode, “Operation: Get Joe Out, the Hard Way,” is a tale so absurd it could only be real. Yes, folks, brace yourselves for a rollercoaster of hilarity, betrayal, and just a hint of digital forgery.
Reports are flooding in from every corner of the swamp. The Washington Post, always eager to stir the pot, claims former President Obama isn’t thrilled about Biden’s re-election chances. Apparently, Barack thinks Joe’s electoral magic has worn off. So what’s the solution? A covert operation to ease ol’ Joe out the door, of course!
Enter Pelosi, the mastermind behind the cunningly named “Operation: Get Joe Out, the Hard Way.” With the precision of a cat burglar and the subtlety of a freight train, she taps Biden’s aides, Ricchetti and Donilon, to execute the plan. And boy, do they deliver!
The drama hits a crescendo when Hunter and Jill Biden reportedly have a screaming fest that could rival a reality TV showdown. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, a resignation letter with a digital signature appears on X (formerly known as Twitter). No official letterhead, just a suspicious scribble that looks like someone practicing their e-signature skills.
White House staff, blindsided and bewildered, scramble to figure out what’s happening. The Chief of Staff steps up, taking over communications with all the finesse of a cat herder, while the Cabinet looks on in stunned silence.
As endorsements start pouring in like confetti at a ticker-tape parade, the usual suspects line up. Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Gavin Newsom each throw their hats into the ring with the enthusiasm of contestants on a game show. Then, like the grand finale in a fireworks display, Obama finally speaks. His words? “Joe Biden has been one of America’s most consequential presidents...” A line that left everyone scratching their heads and wondering if they’d tuned into an SNL skit
And who should enter in to claim the throne but Kamala Harris, fresh-faced and ready to conquer? With Biden family members Frank and Valerie offering the vague explanation that “health was a factor,” the transition is as smooth as a bumpy dirt road.
But the most reveling news is that Kamala’s campaign manages to rake in a whopping $81 million in just 24 hours. That’s right, $81 million! The kind of money that makes you wonder if she found a treasure map or just has really generous friends.
So there you have it, folks. The saga of “Operation: Get Joe Out” is a masterpiece of political theater. It’s a tale of digital signatures, screaming matches, and $81 million dollar windfalls. In a town where absurdity is the norm, this episode takes the cake. Tune in next time for more from the wild world of D.C. politics, where reality is stranger than fiction and every plot twist is funnier than the last.
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