It’s not every day you get insulted by people who think words are weapons of mass destruction and that your disagreement is the equivalent of starting a war. But here we are, navigating a world where “offense” is the new currency and labels are handed out like participation trophies at a third-grade soccer game.
Imagine this: you express an opinion that strays ever so slightly from the Woke Gospel, and suddenly you’re not just wrong—you’re literally every -phobic and -ist they can muster up. Transphobic? Check. Sexist? Double check. Homophobic? Sprinkle some MAGA supporter on top for good measure. It’s like a deranged bingo card of modern moral outrage.
Here’s the kicker: the people yelling these names at you believe men can give birth. MEN. We’re not talking about seahorses here—actual human men. They can’t define what a woman is, but they’ll scream at you for not agreeing that gender is as fluid as your Starbucks order. These are the same folks who preach tolerance, yet their idea of tolerance looks suspiciously like a digital guillotine for anyone who dares to question their narrative.
Now, let’s talk about the irony that truly takes the cake. The woke warriors, self-proclaimed champions of freedom and democracy, will call you a fascist while aggressively trying to cancel your right to free speech. You’d think they’d pause to consider the paradox of screaming “You’re a fascist!” while simultaneously silencing dissent, but introspection isn’t exactly their strong suit.
And the logic? Oh, the sweet, sweet logic. They think 18-year-olds are too young to own a firearm but believe third graders are emotionally equipped to make irreversible life-altering decisions about their gender. “Mom, I’m not sure if I want broccoli or mac and cheese for dinner, but I’m pretty certain I need hormone blockers.” Makes perfect sense, doesn’t it?
But wait, there’s more! These are the same enlightened folks who believe they’ve uncovered the ultimate truth because they watched a TikTok or read a totally unbiased article on Google. And let’s not forget at the very core is their belief that words are violence. That’s right, your opinions are apparently the linguistic equivalent of a bar fight.
Here’s the bottom line: when someone hurls one of these buzzword-insults at you, take a deep breath and remember two things:
1. They’re just words. You’ll survive.
2. They’re coming from the least reliable source on planet Earth. Seriously, if opinions were Yelp reviews, theirs would be flagged for fraud.
So, let them call you all the names they want. Just smile, nod, and drop the mic. Because in the grand circus of woke absurdity, your sanity is the greatest act of defiance.
Side Note: The image of the book is not real, but it should be.
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