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Kamala Harris Reveals Ultimate Guide to Communism: How to Ensure Everyone Crosses the Finish Line at the Same Time (Whether They Like It or Not!) MUSING

Updated: Jul 28


Brace yourself for the latest episode in the ongoing saga of Kamala Harris’ introduction into the fantastical world of political philosophy! If you thought Joe Biden's speeches had you scratching your head, Kamala Harris is here to make sure you're thoroughly confused and entertained.


Recently, Kamala Harris, our esteemed Vice President and part-time philosophical guru, gifted us with her groundbreaking insights on equality and equity. In a recent speech, she defined one of her guiding principles: “There’s a big difference between equality and equity. Equality suggests that everyone should get the same thing, assuming everyone started out in the same place. As opposed to equity, which means everyone should end up in the same place. If you understand that everyone did not start out in the same place, you will understand that some people need more so we all end up in the same place. Right?” So, equity is about making sure we all end up with the same amount of leftover crumbs, regardless of how we started. Make sense? No? Excellent. That's where the fun begins!


In Kamala's world, equity means everyone should end up in the same place. Picture a marathon where the organizers insist on dragging everyone across the finish line simultaneously. Fast runners, slow joggers, and those who never left the starting block – congratulations, you all win! It's like a never-ending episode of "Everyone Gets a Trophy!"

Kamala's passion for equity is deeply rooted, perhaps nurtured by her father, a Marxist professor at Stanford University. One might say she’s been marinated in the sauce of communism from a young age. It's a family recipe, passed down with love.


Imagine, if you will, the United States under Kamala's equity-driven leadership. Every citizen, no matter their ambition or effort, ends up in the same place. Doctors and dishwashers, entrepreneurs – all sharing the same tiny slice of the American pie. The government, naturally, will be the benevolent baker, ensuring no one gets a bigger slice than anyone else. How heartwarming!


Contrast this with the dastardly Republicans, led by Donald Trump, who believe that the government's job is not to make us all equal, but to ensure everyone has equal rights. They believe all people should be equal at the starting line and are under the wild impression that everyone should have the same opportunities when they start, but after that, it's up to the individual. What a radical concept! They must think we’re still living in a democracy or something.


Kamala, ever the visionary, sees a different path. She wants to create a society where all people are equal at the finish line, even if it means taking away a few rights to achieve true fairness. Because, after all, if you're too busy running your own race, you might miss the joy of being gently herded to the finish line by the ever-helpful hand of big government.


In conclusion, Kamala Harris isn't just advocating for equity; she's pioneering a new era of forced fairness. It's like communism with a friendlier face, a smile that says, "I'm doing this for your own good." So, dear readers, if Kamala somehow becomes the next president. brace yourselves for a future where everyone's race ends in a tie, and the only winners are the ones who get to hand out the participation trophies. Stay tuned for more tales from the political big top, where the absurd is the norm, and the race to the bottom is sponsored by your local government. Until next time, keep your heads high and your expectations low!


You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work become somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealthy by dividing it.” - Adrian Rogers


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