top of page

the elephant's Den

Kamala Harris: DEI Queen or Just Another Punchline?"

Writer's picture: The ElephantThe Elephant

Kamala - Trying to ride that DEI Wave all the way to the White House



Kamala Harris, the Vice President of the United States, finds herself in the eye of the DEI storm, an acronym that stands for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, but might as well mean "Disguise, Exaggerate, Impose" —a question every American should ask themselves when considering her rise to power.


It all began with Joe Biden's revolutionary approach to selecting his VP. His criteria were groundbreaking: 1) Must be a woman, and 2) Must be black. Forget experience, qualifications, or political acumen. Biden was out to prove that he could count to two and make history in the process.


Kamala Harris, with her impeccable credentials of being a woman and black, was the obvious choice. "DEI Queen," they hailed her, the epitome of progress. Yet, as she took her throne, a curious phenomenon emerged: Harris was miffed at the very suggestion that she was a DEI hire. "How dare you reduce me to my chromosomes and melanin!" she seemed to say, all while basking in the DEI glory that paved her path to the White House.


Let's dissect this absurdity. On one hand, the Democratic Party flaunts its commitment to DEI like a badge of honor. On the other, when someone points out that Kamala is the poster child of this policy, it's suddenly an insult. It’s like being proud of your participation trophy until someone mentions you didn’t actually win anything. The hypocrisy is thicker than the plot of a soap opera.


The Democrats, masters of double-speak, seem to be saying: "We believe in DEI, but don’t you dare imply it influenced our decisions!" It’s a classic case of wanting to have your cake and eat it too, while denying you’re even in the bakery.


Kamala's indignation is the cherry on top of this farcical sundae. Imagine being hired because you fit the exact, albeit ridiculously narrow, criteria and then getting upset when people point it out. It's like being cast as the lead in "Cinderella" because you fit the glass slipper and then getting offended when people call you Cinderella.


The real kicker? The Democratic Party’s sheer audacity. They preach DEI from the rooftops, then recoil in horror when it’s suggested they practice what they preach. It’s as if DEI is great for everyone else, but not for their top brass. Harris's reaction is the embodiment of this doublethink, making one wonder if DEI is their strategy or their punchline.


So, here's to Kamala Harris, our DEI Queen—crowned not by merit, but by meeting the criteria of a checklist. Her story is a satire in itself, highlighting the absurdity of a party that talks out of both sides of its mouth, celebrating and denying DEI in the same breath. The Democratic Party, ever the master of illusion, has outdone itself, and Kamala, bless her, is caught in the comedic crossfire.


In conclusion, if DEI is the wave of the future, then Kamala Harris is the poster child riding that wave—with a life jacket made of irony. Cheers to the Democrats for this masterclass in satire, and to Kamala for giving us something to laugh about in these politically correct times. Here’s to the DEI hire who refuses to be called one, in the most hilariously hypocritical twist of all.

5 views0 comments

Recent Posts

See All

Comentários


bottom of page