Congressman Bennie Thompson asked to lead the investigation into the assassination attempt against Donald Trump.
Washington D.C.—Imagine, if you will, a scene straight out of a Forrest Gump sequel, but with a political twist so absurd it would make even Tom Hanks scratch his head. The Democratic Party, in their infinite wisdom, has decided to launch an investigation into the recent assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump. And who better to lead this investigation than Congressman Bennie Thompson, the very man who once tried to yank away Trump's Secret Service protection? It's like hiring a fox to guard the henhouse, only if the fox had a history of being an avian predator.
In an act that redefines "conflict of interest," the Dems have essentially handed the reins to the guy who almost made Trump a sitting duck in the first place. This is a "Bubba Gump moment" if there ever was one—where stupid does as stupid is. The Democratic Party's playbook appears to be scribbled in crayon and inspired by Looney Tunes, featuring the kind of logic that makes Wile E. Coyote look like a certified genius.
Congressman Thompson, whose previous attempt to strip Trump of his Secret Service detail was as well-thought-out as trying to sell sand in the desert, is now poised to uncover the "truth" behind the assassination attempt. One can only imagine the riveting dialogues to come:
Thompson: "Did you see anything suspicious?"
Witness: "Well, Congressman, I saw you trying to cancel Trump's security detail last week. That seemed pretty suspicious."
In the quest for justice, the Democrats have somehow managed to overlook the glaring irony of their choice. It's akin to appointing Dracula as the head of a blood bank or having the Big Bad Wolf chair a committee on sheep safety. Yet here we are, watching the circus unfold, popcorn in hand, wondering what kind of farce will come next.
To add a touch of comedic genius to this unfolding saga, let's not forget the grandiose press conference where Thompson solemnly declares, "We will leave no stone unturned," while standing in front of a mountain of rocks he personally placed there to ensure nothing is ever found. It's a masterstroke of political theater, blending Shakespearean drama with the slapstick charm of a Keystone Cops film.
As Thompson dives deep into the investigation—presumably with the enthusiasm of a kid diving into a pool of jello—one can't help but chuckle at the sheer absurdity. His past efforts to expose Trump's vulnerabilities were about as successful as a screen door on a submarine, yet he's been given the task to uncover a plot against the former president.
The Democrats' strategy here is reminiscent of an old comedy sketch where the detective, who is also the culprit, keeps "discovering" evidence that miraculously points in every direction but his own. If this investigation were a movie, it would be a dark comedy, complete with banana peels, pratfalls, and a soundtrack of circus music.
In conclusion, the Democratic Party's decision to have Bennie Thompson lead this investigation is not just a lapse in judgment—it's a full-blown a slap in the face to Donald Trump, and to David Dutch, who survived the shooting, and Corey Comperatore, who was killed during the assassination attempt. The Democrats have turned a serious matter into a sideshow, where the main attraction is the sheer lunacy of their actions. So, buckle up, because this is one political farce that promises to deliver a bunch of lies and deception to hide the truth, and maybe, just maybe, reveals that "stupid is as stupid does."
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