Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round for the latest episode of "As the Media Turns," featuring our star, CBS News! In today's riveting installment, CBS, the paragon of journalistic integrity (if by "integrity" you mean the ability to spin a story faster than a washing machine on turbo cycle), has outdone itself yet again. This time, they've decided to take on the Herculean task of convincing the world that Donald Trump is a liar. Shocking, right? Hold on to your MAGA hats because it gets better.
The Tale of the Missing Donation
Picture this: It's a sunny day in June 2020. Birds are singing, the media is scheming, and Kamala Harris is busy tweeting her heart out. One particularly heartwarming tweet from Madam Vice President reads: "If you are able to chip in now to the @MNFreedomFund to help post bail for those protesting on the ground in Minnesota." A tweet complete with a destination link! How touching.
Now, you'd think that a tweet like that would be a slam dunk in the world of evidence, but CBS News has other plans. In a move that would make Houdini jealous, they’ve magically transformed Harris’s own words into a non-event. "Trump is lying," they proclaim, waving their wands and pulling the wool over their viewers' eyes. Forget the tweet, forget the donations, forget reality—CBS has spoken!
Fact-Checking: An Endangered Species
Once upon a time, fact-checking was a thing. Journalists would double-check their information before publishing it. But in the enchanted land of CBS, fact-checking is about as common as unicorns and fairy dust. Either they’ve skipped that lesson in Journalism 101, or they’ve decided that truth is just too darn inconvenient.
So here we are, with CBS valiantly defending the honor of Kamala "Tweeting" Harris against the evil accusations of the big bad Trump. Evidence? Who needs it? CBS is here to save the day with their trusty shield of willful ignorance and sword of distorted reality.
Kamala’s Heroic Donations
Let’s not forget the real star of this show, Kamala Harris, our fearless Vice President and potential future President. Here she is, heroically donating to the Minnesota Freedom Fund, an organization dedicated to bailing out those lovable protesters. Because nothing says "leader of the free world" quite like supporting a group that helps keep the streets lively with the presence of "misunderstood individuals."
The Democrats: Masters of the Absurd
And what does this tell us about the Democratic Party? Well, it's like a bad comedy sketch that just won't end. The Democrats, the self-proclaimed champions of justice and virtue, are now running a candidate who supports bailing out the very people who make Gotham City look like a retirement village. But hey, who needs common sense when you’ve got a platform built on rainbows, unicorns, and a complete disregard for reality?
Conclusion: Welcome to the Clown Show
So there you have it, folks. CBS News, Kamala Harris, and the Democratic Party—masters of absurdity, purveyors of lunacy, and the best darn comedy troupe this side of the Potomac. Tune in next time for more adventures in the Twilight Zone, where facts are optional, reality is negotiable, and the laughs just keep on coming. Remember, it's all fun and games until someone starts fact-checking.
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